I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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