I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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