He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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