I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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