Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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