Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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