Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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