How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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