The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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