What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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