If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
