I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
