Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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