I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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