where am i from again
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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