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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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