Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
