Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
