Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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