I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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