just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
