I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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