I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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