Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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