problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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