I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
