with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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