I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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