Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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