hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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