Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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