lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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