How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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