dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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