I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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