so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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