the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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