Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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