So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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