I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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