the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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