just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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