I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
When are your genitals available?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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