Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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