Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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