i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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