Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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