i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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