Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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