I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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